Thursday, May 5, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Parents' answering machine.

PARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE.



Good morning ....
At present we are not at home,
but please leave your message
after you hear the beep.
Beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, press 1
and then select the option from
1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2


If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for
Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8


If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner,
or taking us to the theater,
start talking ... We are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

Monday, May 2, 2011

Relationships.

Relationship isn't about finding the right person. But creating the right relation. It isn't how much you care in the beginning, but how much you care till the end.

The weakest part of a Relation comes when one of the Person has to give explanation to prove the TRUST!

A Good Relationship is not when two 'Perfect people' come together; It is when two 'Imperfect people' learn to enjoy the Differences!

The Minute U think of giving up any Relation - Think of the reason why U held it for so Long!

Learn the wisdom of COMPROMISE - It is better to bend a little, rather than to break a Relationship forever!

A Relationship doesn't shine by shaking hands in the BEST of times; But, it blossoms by holding Hands firmly in the MOST Critical situations!

Would like to add my most Favorite Quote on Relationships along with this Post :-

Remember, we all stumble, every one of us, That's why, it's a comfort to go HAND IN HAND.


~Emily Kimbrough

The gut feeling.

Have you ever had this "gut feeling?" Gut feeling is an instinctive emotional reaction to a particular thing or situation. Shall we call it the sixth sense? This sixth sense is listening to your gut feeling instinct even when rationality tempts you in other direction. This can have surprising results. Gut feeling is not channeled by the conscious mind, but are usually reflection of intuition rather than rationality. A person develops this feeling through his/her observations and experiences as one grows older. Although it may be helpful to listen to your gut feelings in some situations,, it could be detrimental in others. Ever felt uncomfortable when you met someone for the first time for some inexpressible reason? Had a feeling that someone is lying to you? Felt a strange sense of foreboding? Listen to it. But it is important to keep a check on which gut feeling you are listening to and to what the consequences of following your gut feeling will be. So next time you get a gut feeling about anything just think before you act.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dont stop



There are three men in the woods. they are hunter, trapper, and stupid
guy. Hunter goes out and comes back an hour later with a bear. Trapper asks
"how did you get that?" Hunter says me find tracks, me follow tracks, me find
bear, me shoot bear, bear stop."
Trapper goes out and comes back an hour later with a deer. Stupid guy
asks "how did you get that?" Trapper says" me find tracks, me follow tracks,
me find deer, me shoot dear, dear stop."
Stupid guy goes out and comes back two hours later bruised and nearly
dead with broken limbs. Hunter and trapper ask "What happened to you?"
stupid guy says "me find tracks, me follow tracks, me find train, me shoot
train, train don't stop."